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Can you Beat this Resume?

CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME ! RESUME EDUCATION /Qualification: 1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh , 1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge, 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge , 1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience : Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59; Reader, Economics, 1959-63; Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65; Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1969-71 ; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant Working Experience/ POSITIONS : 1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade 1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance 1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India; Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank; Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, BIRD November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs); Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, finance, Space Commission April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission 1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India . 1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund 1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister 1985: President, Indian Economic Association January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha 1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee BOOKS: India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth - Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals. OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956 Padma Vibhushan, 1987 Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993; Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994 INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS: 1966: Economic Affairs Officer 1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD 1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform 1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings 1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting 1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting 1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna RECREATION : Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi PERSONAL DETAIL: Name: Dr Manmohan Singh DOB: September 26, 1932 Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab ) Father: S. Gurmukh Singh Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur Married on: September 14, 1958 Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur Children: Three daughters Our Indian Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.. Miss American this is not mine Resume. it is our prime minister Mr. Manmohan Singh

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No laloo Ji i cannot
not without lying
Yes! Bill Gates. Dropped out of college and is now the richest man in the world. For me this is better!
In the U.S, you'd definitely have to cut that resume down by about half. No employer here would read all of that..I'm not impressed. Meetings should NOT be on your resume..and, you aren't supposed to go 20 or more years back with experience and education. The normal limit is 6 and 7yrs would be pushing it. How much recent experience do you have? Also it looks like you never stay at a job more than 2 years. Employers hate to see that you can't stay settled for a long period of time. Like I said, I am not impressed. The format of this resume alone is making me doubt that any of this is even true.
great now get back to running your liquor store
yup, all i have to do is tell the truth, i am chuck norris. now beat that
umm no sir!
Yes, but can he swear obscenities at his cabinet ministers? Mr.Rudd you make me proud to be an Australian darling.
Kevin "K-MAC" McCain Education: Theatre Bugs Academy of Rhythmic Gymnastics 1985-1986 "Sew Easy" Basic Sewing Skills Course - Provisional Pass 1987 Employment: International Gangster Rap Artist 2000-present Sporting achievements: Third place, year 8 shot put event - awarded to self. Commendation - "Ribbon Dance" - as performed at Theatre Bugs Calisthenics Festival 1986 Other accomplishments: Can fart the musical score to Joplin's "The Entertainer".
No, but its too lenghty to read the entire story
Lalooji no world leader can beat it.
नमस्कार प्रिय लालूजी, आपने कितनी मेहनत से डॉ. मनमोहन सिंघजी का बायोडाटा विस्तार से अंकित किया है , जो वकेय काबिले - तारीफ है! आप इसे अपने सायको बॉस को जरुर दिखाए ताकि वोह यह समज जाये की आप कितने मेह्नेअती और काबिल इन्सान है और आइन्दा वह आपसे अदब से पेश आये ! BEST WISHES AND HAPPY DIWALI.
Sorry... He is selected for the wrong post with this bio-data by HR Dept (Sonia Gandhi). How a Non-corrupt, educated man like him can run the country when 95% corrupt and criminals are in house of 545.